Michael being cute to a fan. Michael being cute to a fan.

I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99

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meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy

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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

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