HEY DADDY

damnjackjack:

Reblog if you thought of Sam

highasjack:

Don’t touch me now. Okay?

  • Waiter: We have moscato,lemonade,corona beer,strawberry vodka..etc.
  • Me: Can I have a water?

herhmione:

girls don’t like boys girls like accurate film adaptations of books

(via irreverens)

  • Me with no money: I want everything
  • Me with money: what the fuck do I buy

Marilyn Monroe in How to Marry a Millionaire (1953)

Marilyn Monroe in How to Marry a Millionaire (1953)

Marilyn Monroe in How to Marry a Millionaire (1953)

Marilyn Monroe in How to Marry a Millionaire (1953)

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austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

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yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

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